Pastel Tumblr Themes

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cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this
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cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

stabs:

kickthedoctor:

hes-called-the-doctor:

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

and the peanut butter

did we just sass john green

Omg 150k yay
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stabs:

kickthedoctor:

hes-called-the-doctor:

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

and the peanut butter

did we just sass john green

Omg 150k yay

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yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast


Drink A Beer

Drink A Beer

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ibothloveandhateyouall:

tiffanyterror:

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

NEVER NOTICED YHIS

I KNEW THE LAST ONE BUT NOT THE FIRST TWO

caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

gwenstacye:

make me choose meme: peter parker or scott mccall

You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter.

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

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pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

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fishtwigz:


Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry
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fishtwigz:

Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(Source: collegehumor)