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(Source: adisneysworld)

Combeferre: Courf your tie isn't straight
Courfeyrac: Well gOOD BECAUSE NEITHER AM I

in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking:

Happy Heathers Day

September 1st, 1989 
Dear diary… I believe I’m a good person. You know, I think that there’s good in everyone but here we are… first day of senior year! And, uh, I look around at these kids that I’ve known all my life and I ask myself “What happened?”

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via nevahmind)

(Source: no-datee)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me

capleesi:

SHOTS FIRED

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk)

florence-thevendingmachine:

Me watching the Into The Woods teaser trailer

theonethatgotleftbehind:

THE OFFICIAL “Into the Woods” TRAILER

Will i loose my dignity?
Will someone care?
Will i wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Rent (via actingisdreaming) —

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.