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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

Wicked in a nutshell

Nessa: BOQ PLEASE LOVE ME
Boq: GLINDA PLEASE LOVE ME
Glinda: FIYERO PLEASE LOVE ME
Fiyero: ELPHABA PLEASE LOVE ME

(Source: timmytunrer)

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

falconerscreed:

dominantlife:

Sometimes littles create the best words.

(source)

Raw toast is my favorite…

ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

(Source: mainstreetmickey)

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via thugzmansions)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx)

mulled-cider:

(Source: oisaeu)

comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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