my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling.
The world is weird.
Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.
and the peanut butter
did we just sass john green
Omg 150k yay
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
NEVER NOTICED YHIS
I KNEW THE LAST ONE BUT NOT THE FIRST TWO
*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”
make me choose meme: peter parker or
You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”