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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

(Source: emmajane-spn)

-I never said that!

-You’re always saying pansy stuff like that.

(Source: ericareyess)

A girl, rescued me. She was singing. She had the most beautiful voice.

(Source: stomborn)

(Source: teen-wolf)

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(Source: pleatedjeans)

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

get to know me meme: five female characters — mindy lahiri (the mindy project)

"My plan was to marry rich, and then stop working. Or to marry old and then, when the guy died, inherit all his money. But old guys think I have sass-mouth."

lyrical-law:

Real talk

sealcat:

looking at ticket prices and

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